Ok, usually I never do these survey type things that are sent around but I decided to complete one so I would have something to post. I did think the line of questioning here took a weird turn but……….here goes:

Name: Kevin Sprinkle
Height: 6’-0”
Weight: 202.3 well, maybe 218
Hair Color: none
Library Card Number: 2 9223 00031737 5
7th Grade Locker Combo: 5-23-17
Favorite Teacher With Glasses: Mr. Snyder
Famous Person You Would Not Like To Find Decapitated: Danny Devito
Creepiest Clown Name: Uncle Skinface
Grossest Thing To Put In A Blender: Peruvian Mountain Rat
Worst Burning Smell: Hair
Flaming Car Crash or Drowning: Drowning
Worst Way To Lose An Arm? Wood Chipper or Wolverine: Wolverine
Worst Place To Put A Lime Toothpick: Eye
Do You Have An Aunt With A Moustache: Yes
Ever Tested A 9v Battery On Your Tongue: Yes
Ever Ate A Play-Doh Taco: Yes
How Did It Taste: Salty
Favorite Shower Curtain Design: NASCAR #8 or maybe WWF Smackdown
Would You Wear Slippers Made From Bologna: No
Ever See A Dead Body Lying In The Side Ditch?; Yes
Did You Cause It? No
Have Anything To Do With It? No
You Sure?: Yes
C’mon: I didn’t
TV Star You Find Very Attractive: Connie Chung
Really?: Yes
You Know She Is Married To Maury Povich?: Yes
Most Unbelievable Celebrity: Paris Hilton
Did You Know In 1981 Freddie Mercury Was Gay?: No
You Retarded?: No
Best Leaf To Use For T.P. When Camping: Catalpa
Ever Put A Cloths Pin On Your Eyelid: Yes
Why: Uhmmm….to look cool?
You Retarded?: Starting to think maybe.
Which Dead Beatle Would You Most Like To Play Dodgeball With: Ringo
He’s Not Dead You Moron: Oh
Wierdest Thing You Have Gotten Your Big Toe Caught In: 12oz 7-Up bottle
You Retarded?: Yes